Gumby lvl 100

So, my gumby-ness has reached new heights.
I don't even know how it happened... I'm truly a master.
While tripping over my own feet, I managed to make my right shin collide with my left heel. Wtf.
How does that even happen? Why was I born without any shred of coordination?
So anyway, I fell and clasped my shin in pain. But at the same time, the ridiculousness of the situation hit me and I started to laugh like a maniac at how gumby I am.
So there I was, laughing but howling in pain.
My mother came running, stared at me for a bit, shook her head and muttered something which included the word "crazy" and walked away.

Sigh.

I'm gumby AND crazy huh.

fml

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Last Christmas

I gave you my heart
But the very next day
You gave it away
This year to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special~

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me~

Happy Christmas
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you" I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kiss me now I know you'll fool me again
Oh~

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Merry Christmas guys~
Love you all <3

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him drink his wine
And we always had a mighty fine time
SINGIN'

Joy to the world~
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

-bumbumbum-

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Time to pay my dues.

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