Friday, May 7, 2010

Will you become unified with me?

I feel that that is the best way to ask someone out.
I'd be suprised if they didn't say yes.

you know how else you should show your affections for someone? by saying this (in a txt):
Hey sexy you the lovely. I miss you because i didn't see you today and also because you are not with me right now but drinking instead with gaybos. My heart yearns for your love and to show this you need to blog about it and how I sent you this text as a testimony of my love.
i was so touched by this amazing txt. it was not only well written but really spoke to the depths of my heart.
i wish i could write things like that.
so. brownie points to whoever composed it. i'm guessing it was ryan. (who is awesome btw. like omg he is so cool. like. he should get an award for how cool he is. other people are cool too. but ryan requested he be mentioned.)
or maybe it was a group effort.
but you know what. i love you guys lots for it O_o it's an intense sort of love. like in a "cut of my limbs kind of way" (courtesy of rachel)

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE I LOVE? EDDY. FOR MAYDAY CONCERT TICKETS <3

uh. right. ahem.

starbucks lady. in newmarket:
"we're closing now you have to leave" with angry face and aggressive i'm-going-to-kill-your-firstborn voice. like.... no one in the shop was even being obnoxious. we weren't. for once.
no warning, "no we're closing in five minutes"
it's not like we refused to leave.
geez. ok lady. calm down. like seriously.
she might as well have just said "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHOP"
ah well. maybe i'm just being too sensitive. maybe she didnt mean it that way.
maybe she was just having a bad day.
=/

so. um. yea.

the woods of arcady are dead
and over is their antique joy

just.... by the way. lol. SO GLAD i finially handed in my essay. i can now touch type "the song of the happy shepherd" which is the name of the poem i was writing on.

uhhhh. i'm cold. i cant feel my fingers.

Lewis Carroll is awesome btw. i never realised before. but there are DEATH JOKES in Alice in Wonderland.

"yea man, i'm a special kind of crazy"

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