seriously.
lol like omg.
and here's his comic about Valentine's Day
heh I love The Oatmeal
So, like, this year is gonna be my best Valentine's day yet!
So excited.
Got my whole day planned:
Arrive at uni at 8:30, do first exam, be PUT IN ISOLATION cause of exam clash (and i'm not even allowed to have my phone which means no human contact whatsoever), do 2nd exam, come home, COLLAPSE.
Probably wake up at around 8-9pm
crawl into bed and drink wine straight from the bottle and cry.
lol jokes.
it'll go more like this:
[okay i tried to find this picture's source but I can't. So... credits to whoever drew it. I love you. You're fantastic. This is great. Tumblr loves you. I'm sorry I'm using it without your permission. I hope you don't mind.]
lol guys I'm just joking
but it's too late! I posted about valentines day! now it'll be "hmm was amy joking? maybe she's masking her sadness with jokes!" and no matter how hard I try to convince people I don't actually care, they wont believe me.
(see! even now as I say I don't care, it's like I'm JUST SAYING AND FORCING myself to not care! because I actually SECRETLY do!)
I can never seem nonchalant now..
WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEEM NONCHALANT AMY?! IT MUST BE BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTUALLY SAD BUT YOU WANT TO SEEM NOT SAD! STOP TRYING SO HARD AMY!
jeez.
the more I joke about it, the worse it seems. for all you know, I could be crying a river onto my keyboard right now. LOL.
I'm not. seriously.
BUT IT'S LIKE I'M TRYING TOO HARD TO CONVINCE YOU GUYS I'M NOT! THEREFORE I MUST ACTUALLY BE SAD.
God, it's a vicious cycle.
Okay I'ma go and prepare for Valentine's day now..
i.e. study.
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as your friend, i can't just stand by and do nothing. the least i could do is buy you that wine.
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