nonsense limericks

Was reading a book of nonsense limericks that I'd purchased when i was about 10. they were really stupid. what a waste of my money =___=""

Of course, there can be really clever ones...
such as the one in the book Matilda which goes:

An epicure dining at crewe,
found a rather large mouse in his stew.
The waiter cried, "dont shout!
or wave it about!
or the rest will be wanting one too"

or something to that effect..
AHH I ADORE ROALD DAHL

but these following ones that i just came up with cause i was bored (and the ones in my book) are all, needless to say, bullshit.

there was a cow who refused to moo
his owner didn't know what to do
he started to fret
so he tried some threats
but the cow just didnt want to.

I tired to catch a bee today
but sadly, it got away
it knew how to fly
unlike you or I
So on the ground i had to stay

there was a girl who read and read
until one day she lost her head
it dropped the ground
and rolled round and round
until she suddenly dropped dead

I was travelling on a winding road
when i met a talking toad
he said in exchange for some ice
he would give me advice
but it would be written in code.

(and i was like "what do you think you are? a sphynx? =____=)


.........

okay i'm bored now.
bai

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