Monday, October 17, 2011

The Three Musketeers 3D

What a wonderously educational film!
I was unaware that THEY HAD GIANT FLYING AIRSHIPS THAT WERE EQUIPPED WITH FLAMETHROWERS (DESIGNED BY LEONARDO DA VINCI) in 17th Century France.
Damn textbooks and history lessons didn't teach us anything!!
I also loved how it was a film about Paris and London but completely filmed in Germany.
It was a hilarious film... but I think we might have laughed at all the wrong places...

All jokes aside, the swordfight sequences were pretty badass. It was all prince of persia-esque. I s'pose the 3D did make it more exciting. I also love the sound of swords clashing...
The costuming was amazing. The dresses omg.
I WANT ONE OF THOSE HATS WITH FEATHERS ON THEM. I ALSO WANT A CAPE.
And shiiiiiit the girl who played Constance is so pretty. Oh wait her name is Gabriella Wilde.

It roughly follows the originaly story, kinda, sorta, not really. 
But it was like a 110 minute cutscene from a 3 musketeers game or something...

But I enjoyed it. It was very aesthetically pleasing. I s'pose the visuals ARE the point of 3D movies.

lolz i wasnt trying to write a movie review or anything.

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3 comments:

  1. I want to watch it~~!!
    I loved watching the old one.

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  2. "As I recall, you were also on your knees the last time we met."

    WHY DID NO ONE ELSE THINK THAT WAS AS FUNNY I DID??

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  3. lol Gabriella Wilde, real name - Gabriella Zanna Vanessa Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe.

    i can see why she chose "Wilde" instead.

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