oh god please please please don't be crap! T^T

If they ruin this book, I SWEAR I will...

rage on my blog.

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This is the stupidest film I've ever seen in my entire life

Husband is cheating on wife with a dark sexy woman from the city and everyone in their town knows about it
Wife is a fresh and innocent country girl and is really sad but can't do anything
Woman from city is all like "Hey come live with me in the city!"
Husband: "what about my wife"
Woman from city: "lol allg just drown her"
Husband is like "wtf" at first and gets mad but then the woman kisses him so he's all like "k"

SO the husband takes his wife out onto the lake and is about to push her out of the boat but then suddenly can't go through with it and rows frantically back to shore.
Upon reaching it, the wife jumps out of the boat and gets the fuck away from him.
He chases after her and is all like "wait! Don't be afraid of me!"

WTF MAN YOU CHEATED ON HER AND JUST TRIED TO KILL HER.

They take a tram thing into the city and she ignores him while he pleads with her. anyway, they get to the city and he stops her from being run over. they walk past a church, people are getting married, the husband SUDDENLY FEELS BAD AND WANTS TO REPENT.
so he starts crying and begs her forgiveness.
AND THEN SHE FORGIVES HIM and they go take a nice couple photo, they go to a carnival thing and just generally have fun.
WTF MAN HE JUST TRIED TO KILL YOU EARLIER THAT DAY AND YOU FORGIVE HIM JUST LIKE THAT
let me say that again. HE TRIED TO KILL YOU.
wtf.

there's more to the film but i cbf.

yea, yea I know this film is all about traditional values, the corrupt nature of city life, rediscovering pure and simple love
and yes, the film style is very German impressionist blah blah
Murnau is an amazing director blah blah shadows, lighting blah blah
BUT SERIOUSLY.
WHAT KIND OF STUPID PLOT IS THAT.

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no chance, no way, I won't say it, oh no

you swoon, you sigh, why deny it, oh, oh
it's too cliche, I won't say I'm in love~



Meg is a pretty awesome character. I adore her voicce.
this song is stuck in my head ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and no, please don't try to be smart and be all like "hmm amy must be in love but trying to convince herself otherwise" 
it would be much too convenient a stab and c'mon, you're better than that.

I'm bored.
Exam tomorrow.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and yay got the old blogger dashboard back (:


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why oh why did i take this paper?

i used to think i hated western films
now i realise there are worse things
like film noir
and musicals.

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I'm panicking

fuck.

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stupid assignment about trauma

making me feel all depressed about the human condition.

Watched The Pianist (2002) dir. Roman Polanski and Waltz with Bashir (2008) dir. Ari Folman.

humanity makes me sick.
we are a weak, pathetic, evil, cowardly species.
things aren't different. the world hasn't changed. Humans haven't changed.
we'll never change.

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Watching 'The Pianist'

and i want to cry.

oh god i can't watch this.

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Last Night

I dreamt about death.

I can still hear myself repeating, screaming, crying out the words "I love you, don't die"
I can still hear my strangled sobs and my broken voice.

I feel strange right now.

I can still feel the ghost of my emotion in the dream.
I can still see myself kneeling beside the corpse, bent over it, shaking.
I can sttill see myself crying and I can still feel the tension in my body.

Funny, I usally don't remember my dreams nowadays.
Or I only recall a shadow of it.

But this one was so vivid.

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I can't stop listening to Maroon 5

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The Three Musketeers 3D

What a wonderously educational film!
I was unaware that THEY HAD GIANT FLYING AIRSHIPS THAT WERE EQUIPPED WITH FLAMETHROWERS (DESIGNED BY LEONARDO DA VINCI) in 17th Century France.
Damn textbooks and history lessons didn't teach us anything!!
I also loved how it was a film about Paris and London but completely filmed in Germany.
It was a hilarious film... but I think we might have laughed at all the wrong places...

All jokes aside, the swordfight sequences were pretty badass. It was all prince of persia-esque. I s'pose the 3D did make it more exciting. I also love the sound of swords clashing...
The costuming was amazing. The dresses omg.
I WANT ONE OF THOSE HATS WITH FEATHERS ON THEM. I ALSO WANT A CAPE.
And shiiiiiit the girl who played Constance is so pretty. Oh wait her name is Gabriella Wilde.

It roughly follows the originaly story, kinda, sorta, not really. 
But it was like a 110 minute cutscene from a 3 musketeers game or something...

But I enjoyed it. It was very aesthetically pleasing. I s'pose the visuals ARE the point of 3D movies.

lolz i wasnt trying to write a movie review or anything.

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sabotage.

maybe i dont want things to work out because i'm scared that they'll work out perfectly.
and then i wouldn't know what to do.

i find problems in everything that i want or want to do
then i feel relieved when people crush my flawed plans.
even though i act indignant

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are you fucking kidding me?

it's people like you that make me hate people.

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you know what's really really fun?

reading bits of really horrible books in a dramatic voice out loud to your friends.
and then following them around and reading even louder when they try to get away from you.

the twilight series are great to do this with
and pretty much any of the shitty vampire novels that people keep writing these days.
although shitty/trashy romance novels also do the trick.
oh and stuff written for bored housewives... stuff like remember me by sophie kinsella (omfg such a bad book watsed my freaking time !@#$@#%$#@!$@%#$@%^%$#) and THE NOTEBOOK by *duh duh duh* nicholas sparks.

although. there is some danger in this.
they might try to punch/slap/stab/kill you.
but i find it hilarious.
so it's worth it.
but then again, it's just me. I'm really annoying

hmm.

i see potential for a blog entry about all the books i really really hate.
or maybe i could write an entry on each book.
and rage
that'd be fun.
for me.
lol

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things

wearing a suit made me feel all badass.
should do it more often.
okay okay so not an actual suit. just white shirt, blazer, tie, and black jeans.
but
close enough.

I'm a bitch.

 rachel's bow tie was awesome

remedy makes great iced coffee. they also have scrabble there. and adorable teapots.

today was a lot of fun.
wearing a suit made it 100x more fun

suits make people look more attractive

 apparently there's nothing offensive about saying women have an advantage over men because they can act stupid to get things. oh i'm sorry i didnt realise that sexism was okay.
i hate people =/

if i let you go i will never know what my life would be holding you close to me will i ever see you smiling back at me how will i know if i let you go

do you ears hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over your shoulder like a CONTINENTAL SOLDIER?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!??!?!!

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"When will you realize, vienna waits for you?"

Slow down, you crazy child.
You're so ambitious for a juvenile.
But then if you're so smart, tell me why are you still so afraid?
Where's the fire? What's the hurry about?
You better cool it off before you burn it out.
You got so much to do and only so many hours in a day.

Don't you know that when the truth is told
That you can get what you want or you can just get old?
You're gonna kick off before you even get halfway through.
When will you realize Vienna waits for you?

Slow down, you're doing fine.
You can't be everything you wanna be before your time,
Although it's so romantic on the borderline tonight, tonight.
Too bad, but it's the life you lead.
You're so ahead of yourself that you forgot what you need.
Though you can see when you're wrong,
You know, you can't always see when you're right, you're right.

You've got your passion. You've got your pride,
But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?
Dream on, but don't imagine they'll all come true.
When will you realize Vienna waits for you?

Slow down, you crazy child.
Take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while.
It's all right you can afford to lose a day or two.
When will you realize Vienna waits for you?

Don't you know that when the truth is told
That you can get what you want or you can just get old?
You're gonna kick off before you even get halfway through.
Why don't you realize Vienna waits for you?
When will you realize Vienna waits for you?

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Oh Pablo Neruda

the things your words do to me.

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I'm scared

I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared
I don't wanna sleep.
even though my eyes hurt

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I wonder if they read this, if each of my old friends would be able to pick out the ones referring to them. I wonder how much they remember.

remember when we talked everyday?
remember when we hung out?
remember when you said i'd better not forget you?
and I said i'd never do such a thing?
remember when i knew what was going on in your life
and you knew what was going on in mine?
When i could predict your response to my questions?
(beacuse i asked them to hear that specific response and you knew that so you obliged?)
remember when you didn't seem so far away?
Remember?
Remember when I went to you when i was troubled?
and you came to me?
remember when my name was said in conjunction to yours?
remember when you always stuck up for me?
remember when you let me copy your homework?
and when i helped you cheat in that test?
remember when i'd txt you when i finished my essays?
remember laughing so hard we couldn't breathe?
remember sitting at the back in maths class and mucking around?
remember our immature ruler jokes? and your not being about to tell the difference between a compass and a protractor? and how we never let that one slide?
remember our stupid code names?
and the word association games we played to come up with them?
remember talking on the phone everyday?
remember txting everyday?
remember chasing each other around the empty classroom?
remember when you pretended to choke me everytime you saw me?
remember playing cards during lunchtimes in the empty psych room?
remember helping me pass that level on supermario galaxy?
remember telling me how your cake collapsed?
remember playing the song lyrics game?
remember telling me what songs to listen to?
remember your stupid birthday muffin? with the stupid 'candles'?
remember our failed suprise party?
remember how you named  my plushies after the boys in the class and I got mad?
remember text information management? remember Mr Clarke?
remember 'swanlings'?
remember when our japanese teacher said "is that a door?" to a window?
and we couldn't stop laughing everytime we mentioned it?
remember when we tried to make you let your hair down?
remember going to the library in the mornings?
and sitting around that one table?
remember calling me up at 12am so we could work out a maths problem?
remember when I yelled at you all the time?
remember when we wrote each other emails?
remember doing homework at each other's houses?
remember when I fell off the bus when I was on the phone to you?
remember when I plaited your hair?
remember our msn mass convos?
remember blogging? msn spaces?
remember writing ridiculous testimonials for each other on hi5?
remember eating behind our textbooks in japanese class?
remember falling asleep in japanese class?
remember calling each other after we'd both cried?
remember playing truth or dare in english class?
and being dared to touch the teacher's hair?
remember the relief when we discovered we all hated the same person?
remember our spot under the stairs?
and then on the stairs? (or was it the other way around?)
remember playing netball in that pouring rain at lunchtime?
and arriving to class completely drenched?
remember our fail sticker photos?
remember sitting outside the public library?
remember our secrets?
remember our idiocy?

now i never see you
now i only bump into you on the stairs at uni
now i see you at bus stops but don't stop to say hi
now i txt you once in awhile to say we should catch up.. but we don't
now i can only like the things you post on facebook
now when we bump into each other i wonder awkwardly if we should hug
now i sometimes don't recognise you until a few seconds too late for me to say hi
now i avoid you at all costs

but still, my ears perk up when i hear your name
but still I miss you

to all my friends that I've lost...
I wish I hadn't screwed up.
I wish you were all still by my side.
not that i don't love my current friends to bits.
cause i do.
but still.

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nonsense limericks

Was reading a book of nonsense limericks that I'd purchased when i was about 10. they were really stupid. what a waste of my money =___=""

Of course, there can be really clever ones...
such as the one in the book Matilda which goes:

An epicure dining at crewe,
found a rather large mouse in his stew.
The waiter cried, "dont shout!
or wave it about!
or the rest will be wanting one too"

or something to that effect..
AHH I ADORE ROALD DAHL

but these following ones that i just came up with cause i was bored (and the ones in my book) are all, needless to say, bullshit.

there was a cow who refused to moo
his owner didn't know what to do
he started to fret
so he tried some threats
but the cow just didnt want to.

I tired to catch a bee today
but sadly, it got away
it knew how to fly
unlike you or I
So on the ground i had to stay

there was a girl who read and read
until one day she lost her head
it dropped the ground
and rolled round and round
until she suddenly dropped dead

I was travelling on a winding road
when i met a talking toad
he said in exchange for some ice
he would give me advice
but it would be written in code.

(and i was like "what do you think you are? a sphynx? =____=)


.........

okay i'm bored now.
bai

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so cute lol

i run into creepy at eight in the morning =___="

Okay, so like, i'm walking home, right?
and then this guy stops on the side of the road, calls out to me and asks me for directions.
(And okay, it's already been established that people are always asking me for directions, for some odd reason. Maybe it's cause they think i look like I know my way around or something. Someone suggested that maybe it was cause i look friendly which is really not true cause i really dont.)
so okay there's nothing wrong with that.
and i'm like "sorry i dont know" -polite smile, start to walk away-
BUT THEN HE PROCEEDS TO  START A CONVERSATION WITH ME LIKE
"so...... had a good night last night in town? Heading home now?" -leaning out of his car window, creepy smile, raised eyebrows-

=___="

jeez.

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